ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
it was like eating out sand paper
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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