im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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