google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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