so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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