What a fucking waste of an outfit
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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