He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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