Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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