I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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