No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Someone stole a lamp last night.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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