I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Sorry about my life...
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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