i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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