Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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