is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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