So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The power of my boobs compel you
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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