I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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