so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
is that a dick in a sweater?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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