I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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