Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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