I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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