so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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