Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
either way he was missing a nipple.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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