He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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