you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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