This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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