I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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