Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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