..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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