I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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