hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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