its not stalking. its research.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You pole danced in your parka.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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