everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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