exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I just found a bag of teeth...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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