it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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