i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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