Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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