yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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