Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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