I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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