He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
