it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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