My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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