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say what?
wanna hang out?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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