I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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