just tell him i said nine months
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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