Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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