So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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