There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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