You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
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Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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