Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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