Where did you get a picture of my penis
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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