I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Barsexuality is the new black.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I will pee on everything he values.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam