i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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