I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
